Recently, it was announced that Sony has bought the rights to the life story of Ree Drummond, the author of The Pioneer Woman blog and cookbook and they’re developing a movie which is to star Reese Witherspoon. I wanted to put the word out there that my life story is also available for purchase, if anyone is interested. Here is a synopsis:
Shy military brat abandons her dream of making a living singing opera in favor of the harrowing life of a computer geek and mother of two boys. Daily, she endures screaming, physical abuse, stinky hineys, green snot and blinding cuteness and manages to triumph in the end by holding onto the shreds of her sanity.
Riveting stuff people. It would make a mint at the box office.
(I would respectfully suggest that the character of Randa be played by Charlize Theron because we are soooo similar. We’re like twins. Trust me.)
4 Comments
March 19th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Thanks for the giggle!
March 25th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
You are too awesome for words!!!!!
April 27th, 2010 at 2:24 am
Charlize Theron is such a very very beautiful woman. She also has a flawless skin and i love her acting skills.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:50 am
Reese Witherspoon is still one of the cutest american actress out there. I love here role on Sweet Home Alabama.,”~